Fishing joke

Oblickta

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A man was fishing. He began his outing with 2 double figure cod on the first drop and a 20 lb ling on the second.
On the third drop he had just scored his first ever conger when his mobile rang.
It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition in A&E.
The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that the he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving, what was shaping up to be, his best ever fishing trip. He decided to get in a couple of more drifts before heading to the hospital.
He ended up catching several personal bests, limited out on three species and all in all, had his best days fishing by far. He was jubilant.... Then he remembered his wife.
Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.
The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and kept fishing didn't you!
"I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself on the ocean, your wife has been languishing in A&E! It's just as well you went ahead and finished the fishing because it will be more than likely your last!" "For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll be her care giver!"
The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.

The doctor snickered and said, "Just messing with you. She's dead. What'd you catch?"
 
LMFCO - LOL....ended up just plain p*ssed as opposed to mortal....drank a lot of Cadian Club and Jamiesons though....:p

One question? How come you can scran a 12" Pizza really easily when you're drunk but you can't when you're sober???????
 
Hallo Jim

You have a good holiday? It's been bedlum in here without your guiding hand to keep us all on the straight and narrow......Keith's done a good job like, but he ended up banning 223 members just so he could watch the match in peace ;)

Good to have you back mate

Tight lines LOL ;) :o :D
 
Lol Tony they reckon that Cadian club is lethal when mixed with Jamiesons. :D :D :D

Jim.

as Charlie is away at the moment I must assume the mantle of irreverent and slightly leftfield chat.......Cadian Club is from the moon Cadia which is in the far reaches of our second galaxy, just right of Jupiter. Or is it under my lasses tongue....?

If Charlie does indeed play the didge then that would be very funny indeed...I can only play Oasis on the guitar...

"Today is gonna be the day, that they're never gonna have a p**"
 
Good to see u back Jim hope u had a goodun mate. See u soon on a cold miserable night with loads of fish not lol
 
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