Tadpoleman
Well-known member
>> A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging
a
>> flattened frog on a string behind him.
>>
>> He came up to the doorstep of \"a house of ill repute\" and knocked on
the
>> door.
>>
>> When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he
>> wanted.
>>
>> He said, \"I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have
the
>> money to buy it, and I\'m not leaving
>> until I get it.\"
>>
>> The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in.
>>
>> Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
>>
>> He asked, \"Do any of the girls have any diseases?\"
>>
>> Of course the Madam said \"No\".
>>
>> The boy said, \"I heard all the men talking about having to get shots
>> after
>> making love with Amber - THAT\'S the girl I want.\"
>>
>> Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it,
the
>> Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
>>
>> He headed down the hall dragging the ashed frog behind him.
>>
>> Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the
Madam,
>> and headed out the door.
>>
>> The Madam stopped him and asked, \"Why did you pick the only girl in
the
>> place with a disease, instead of one of the others?\"
>>
>> He said, \"Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my
parents are
>> going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a
baby-sitter.
>>
>> After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she
just
>> happens to be very fond of cute little boys.
>>
>> She will then get the disease that I just caught.
>>
>> When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home.
>>
>> On the way, he\'ll give her one in the car and he\'ll catch the
disease.
>>
>> Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter\'s, he and Mum will go
to bed
>> and have sex, and Mum will catch it.
>>
>> In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the
milk,
>> have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease, and HE\'S the bastard
who
>> ran over my FROG!\"
bert
a
>> flattened frog on a string behind him.
>>
>> He came up to the doorstep of \"a house of ill repute\" and knocked on
the
>> door.
>>
>> When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he
>> wanted.
>>
>> He said, \"I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have
the
>> money to buy it, and I\'m not leaving
>> until I get it.\"
>>
>> The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in.
>>
>> Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
>>
>> He asked, \"Do any of the girls have any diseases?\"
>>
>> Of course the Madam said \"No\".
>>
>> The boy said, \"I heard all the men talking about having to get shots
>> after
>> making love with Amber - THAT\'S the girl I want.\"
>>
>> Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it,
the
>> Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
>>
>> He headed down the hall dragging the ashed frog behind him.
>>
>> Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the
Madam,
>> and headed out the door.
>>
>> The Madam stopped him and asked, \"Why did you pick the only girl in
the
>> place with a disease, instead of one of the others?\"
>>
>> He said, \"Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my
parents are
>> going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a
baby-sitter.
>>
>> After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she
just
>> happens to be very fond of cute little boys.
>>
>> She will then get the disease that I just caught.
>>
>> When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home.
>>
>> On the way, he\'ll give her one in the car and he\'ll catch the
disease.
>>
>> Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter\'s, he and Mum will go
to bed
>> and have sex, and Mum will catch it.
>>
>> In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the
milk,
>> have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease, and HE\'S the bastard
who
>> ran over my FROG!\"
bert
