funniest thing you caught.....!

[chris elliott]

A dead sheep (was alive when it went in) when i used to work in slaughter house in Felling,were using line and hooks but not of the fishing kind.

thats the funniest thing ive heard in ages,perked me up after a 14 hour shift yesterday serving cockneys beer

 

[BestNest]

my dad said he got a bite struck reeled in got a goodin on here son pumped it all the way off the bondicarrs he got the shock of his life when i went to get it for him it was a large size northern electric bag he was gutted poor bugger

Heard a good 1 of your old man in the club a few weeks back, he actually caught this on the anchor of his mates boat, whilst waiting for the swell to drop in between the Piers... He says it was full of Crab....sure you know the story......

 

[cod hunte1]

i caught a bag of s**t off the hughf haha

 

[lambengland]

Me and Davey-m fishing shields a couple of months ago... Laughed at a full size railway sleeper bobbing about in the river side near the first gate area... Hour or so into the sesh after already having a mare with snags and cockeyed casts the sleeper appeared... Bang... Straight into my line... Davey grabbed the line and pulled to snap it... Only to end up handballing it right to the base of the pier... He was knacked by the end of it... And he managed to pull it across his line and got him tangled with another fella next to him... Still get tourtured because of it!

 

[fisherman58]

You lads remember the big Dr Whites (how they flushed them down toilets beats me lol) used ones,many a time been chased when someone caught one plus they could give you one hell of a slap on the head when you were not quick enough to duck (memories)ouch a few times lol.

 

[chris elliott]

You lads remember the big Dr Whites (how they flushed them down toilets beats me lol) used ones,many a time been chased when someone caught one plus they could give you one hell of a slap on the head when you were not quick enough to duck (memories)ouch a few times lol.

i got to meet you one day for a fish and a pint,reckon rhe crack would be dry enough to start one of them big bush fires you see on the telly,just been talking to a lad in ireland who fishes for bass on plugs,he reckons the best fight he ever had on rod and line was from a size twelve welly he foul hooked,hes still got it,anyone who has a size 12 welly please put it on the second hand tackle section(a left one)and i will put him in touch

 

[TOFFEE]

Fishing a club match on the Tyne a year or two ago and my mate caught a pair of Calvin Klein boxer shorts which put up a bit of a scrap!!!

 

[fisherman58]

i got to meet you one day for a fish and a pint,reckon rhe crack would be dry enough to start one of them big bush fires you see on the telly,just been talking to a lad in ireland who fishes for bass on plugs,he reckons the best fight he ever had on rod and line was from a size twelve welly he foul hooked,hes still got it,anyone who has a size 12 welly please put it on the second hand tackle section(a left one)and i will put him in touch

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would be great to meet you,got stories that would have the hairs standing up on the back of ya neck lol. eg (slaughter house ones)

 

[kayos]

Caught an old book once - a biography.

It gave a good account of itself!

:red::red:

 

[5150]

Blyth harbour in the mid 80's, pulled in two milk-crates that had been tied together with rope for some reason. Took flipping ages to slowly drag the line in, thick of weed and other rubbish, but left me bemused as to where the heck the crates had come from.

 

[d-a]

seagulls wellies (condoms)

seagulls wellies (condoms)

seagulls wellies (condoms)

 

[RL83]

a pie didnt check what flavour
plus a sodding asda carrier bag felt lush on the rod aswell

 

[fish fingers]

steve0 i have,nt a clue mate he tells a good story mate unless i seen it with me own eyes i would,nt believe it jackonory

 

[chris elliott]

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would be great to meet you,got stories that would have the hairs standing up on the back of ya neck lol. eg (slaughter house ones)

its a bit morose,but a few years back i worked a summer job in a slaughterhouse,it was interesting to say the least,never had a sheep commiting hari kari into the tyne though

 

[fisherman58]

its a bit morose,but a few years back i worked a summer job in a slaughterhouse,it was interesting to say the least,never had a sheep commiting hari kari into the tyne though

Going back to the late 1970s and 80s a lot stricter now got away with alot back then.

 

[billynobaits]

Fishing a club match a couple year ago outside the copethorne hotel,
newcastle, one of the lads pulled a portable tv in, still had plug on it.

Did'nt he get fined sixty quid for not having a licence for it?

 

[chris elliott]

how come

how come

Going back to the late 1970s and 80s a lot stricter now got away with alot back then.

i was brought up in gateshead many moons ago in bensham,you used to see alot of three legged dogs back then,especially on a monday after the sunday roast was going on,it used to coincide with the tally mans visit on the friday,funny that,how come your not now in charge of an international company selling sunday lamb roasts out of felling,or at least the king supplier to every pub in the north east of the weekly meat drawor did you miss that trick by going out fishing

 

[chris elliott]

Did'nt he get fined sixty quid for not having a licence for it?

briiliant,sharper than a very sharp stick

 

[mad john]

my right ear but i didnt think it was funny at the time:mad2:

 

[CODMAN]

We fished a social match at Xmas a couple of years ago and one of the lads caught a blow up doll.