good tip

[gogs]

les (the perv) gave me a good tip before i went on holiday
\"go to HOOTERS its great \" so i took his advice and went (cracking tip m8) why oh why cant we have pubs like that in this country they would be busy all the time

the waitress on my right is trying out the new smock for Titan lol and the one on my left grabbed my arm put it round her waist and said i dont bite,i told her \"thats a pity\"

fishaman i have your trilene and whisky
les i have your braid
ant i have your eyes for the pirks

gogs.

 

[Ell]

Who got heaviest bag Gordon?

 

[Ant]

Looks like you had a good time Gordon!

See you Sat night m8.

 

[Ell]

how\'d the digging go Ant?

 

[Ant]

Hard work m8, got 200+ though.

Fairly knackered, off to the land of nod now.

R U allowed to play out on Saturday night?

 

[gogs]

lol at Ell again

gogs.
Ant have you got any worms for me save me going to my monster lug bed on sat morning

gogs.

 

[Ant]

Shy bairns eh Gordon?

Already dished them out and even resisted going fishing with them last night.

I\'ll swap you your monster lug for my local stuff if you want?

 

[DaveMason]

Gordon,

There\'s a \"Hooters\" in Nottingham , not that I\'ve been like you understand . Who would want all those young lasses shoving their chest in your face?

 

[Les]

there is a pub called hooters in edinburgh, its not one of the real ones though, just a dodgy strip joint in the west port beside the other dodgy strip joints, not that i go there of course....ehem....

les

 

[gogs]

Dave i will have to get myself down there for a look lol,is it nottingham that has the 3 to1 ratio for women to men?.

les you liar you have been ther all week while the wife has been away

gogs.

 

[Les]

gogs,

jason reckons she\'s been cocked more times than davey crocketts rifle this week in zante

les

 

[DaveMason]

LMAO at Les .

yes Gordon , legend has it 4:1 ratio of females to males . But half the males are a load of fannies anyway .

 

[sless]

ive been to hooters in nottingham
its right next door to the premier lodge we stay in
when we are working down there
the beer is ok
hahaha