Just got this off a mate in Scotland lol
A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.The
Gamekeeper shouts,'Dinnae drink thon waater! It's foo ae coo's keech an'
pish!'The man replies,'My Good fellow, I'm English. Could you repeat
that in English for me.
'The game keeper replies,'I said, use two hands - you get more that
way!!!'
A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.The
Gamekeeper shouts,'Dinnae drink thon waater! It's foo ae coo's keech an'
pish!'The man replies,'My Good fellow, I'm English. Could you repeat
that in English for me.
'The game keeper replies,'I said, use two hands - you get more that
way!!!'