Made me laugh alright .
My month in hospital really opened my eyes ,my first morning in the General I was asked what I'd like for breakfast ,now bearing in mind I was lying completely flat with a ridgid neck brace on and not able to be moved obviously cereal would have been a bad idea so I asked for toast ,the answer was priceless .......
Toast ,we don't have a toaster sorry ,but you can have bread if you want .
I asked if they had a grill !!! the answer again was great .
They have a toaster on the next floor up ....but we don't have one ....would you like bread ?
Anyone who has been in hospital for a while will tell you that when you get the menu you need to interperet the hospiatl cook meaning of the dish then imagine it as a real hospital dish and make your choice accordingly .
Mind you the rubarb crumble was to die for ,I came out hooked on the stuff .
I can't fault my care while I was in there ,it was top notch . So all in all I was happy ...thinner yes ,


but happy .