How to sweet talk?

[kayos]

After last week's crappy weather forecasting from the Met, which lead to me doing household chores instead of getting out fishing, you would think that being a sunny day tomorrow and nearly the end of the season, I would be getting out fishing with Lynn tomorrow!?

But she is being a cry baby and complaining that a skin condition on her hands and the cream she has to put on means we can't go ..................................What!!

Forgotten how to sweet talk, any ideas guys??? :red:

 

[dabcatcher]

she could always take a nice book and watch you from the car with a nice box of chocs from you.

 

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You could go by yourself Mark.

 

[kayos]

Mmm chocs, maybe?

On my own Steve, ha as if she'd let me!!!

 

[redtop69]

Tell her your gonna make her an amazing meal in the evening but you gotta to catch it first and she has to be there to make sure its what she likes!!

 

[big phil 123]

Tell her your hands are fine and you will bring her some fish back lol

 

[marco1967]

buy her a book and a big bar of chocolate , and go fishing where she can sit in the car whilst you fish :question:

**ck , just noticed post 2 , he -he !!!

 

[sammy talbot]

Just leave the coin for a pizza and a bottle of wine and tell her to jog on,

 

[Kev1n]

Buy her a present, perhaps a pair of gloves made by that fashion house called "Marigold."

 

[bigfella]

U could always just put ya stuff in car and just go without tellin her that ya goin

 

[endurothumpers]

Just tell her she's staying in and to get the house cleaned from top to bottom whilst your out fishing and have your tea ready for your return...END OF

but take your bank card and the number of a local b&b with you lol

 

[bigroppa]

Just man up and tell her your going fishing, if she doesn't like it then its tough cr*p.

 

[garry36]

Tell her to use her feet lol

 

[beachbuddy]

After last week's crappy weather forecasting from the Met, which lead to me doing household chores instead of getting out fishing, you would think that being a sunny day tomorrow and nearly the end of the season, I would be getting out fishing with Lynn tomorrow!?

But she is being a cry baby and complaining that a skin condition on her hands and the cream she has to put on means we can't go ..................................What!!

Forgotten how to sweet talk, any ideas guys??? :red:

Give Lynn a bottle of Buckie and ELDORADO and you'll be sorted k;

 

[fishingmark]

Your a dramatic type Mark. Can you not come up with a bit of Cyrano de Bergerac style sweet talk?

 

[hulme6612]

Just man up and tell her your going fishing, if she doesn't like it then its tough cr*p.

haha mint

 

[kayos]

Well I went for the chilled box of wine (class!) in the fridge for her when school came out, got her a bit pished, cooked chicken and chorizo with basil, oregano, black pepper, cream and spaghetti and now we are going to Loch Long for the afternoon tomorrow!

She says she will sit in the beer garden and just watch me....................No problem!!


Oh did I neglect to mention, I have had to watch 2hrs of Prom "highlights!!"

 

[g.ordon]

That's fyne, at least she don't have to listen to yer whilst sitting in the boozer's beer garden

 

[kayos]

That's fyne, at least she don't have to listen to yer whilst sitting in the boozer's beer garden

Haha, good one!

Still listening to it...................mind you at least it is movie tunes, so not all bad.

Star Wars now!!

 

[kayos]

Give Lynn a bottle of Buckie and ELDORADO and you'll be sorted k;

Yup the electric soup would have been cheaper and easier I think!