it said:
you are suffering from delusional psychosis with malignant tendencies towards green vegetables, we recommend you submit your self to be sectioned as soon as possible and avoid contact with greengrocers if it all possible.
Additionally, there may be an underlying trend causing you to commit randoms acts of cheese worshipping and talk to the mackeral fairies. Unless medicated on a regular basis with high dose alkaloids, the long term prognosis is that you will mutate into multiheaded turnip and end up working behind the checkout in Asda
or:
Your unconscious mind is most driven by Kindness
You have a deep desire to be kind and fair to others. You are preoccupied with finding kindness in the world around you, far more than you may realise on a conscious level. This makes you unusually empathetic and very sensitive to other people\'s feelings.
Your kind nature makes you an optimist at heart and allows you to see the best in the people around you. Because you\'re not judgmental, others seek you out when they need a friend.
Your psyche is very rich; the more you learn about it, the more you will understand who you really are
NB: only one of the above is correct (or was it both)