joke 4 the lads

[jarrascaff]

Was out walking with the wife this mornin.. She suddenly stoped and removed her shoe complaining about a stone in it... I replyed " Theres about 20 in the other one so keep f@@@ing walking you fat c@@t !!! y

 

[lingking]

bad lad:exclam::exclam::exclam:

 

[goose 09]

good one caff :yltype:

 

[rainbow-warrior]

hahahaha.belter.the vice squad raided kermit the frogs lilly pad today nd found loads of photos of miss piggy naked,the officer in charge said its the biggest haul of frogs porn hes ever seen lol.tickled me that!!!!!

 

[pop39]

We had a party tonight and the boy fell a sleep , so for a laugh I decided to shave his eyebrows off and draw a dick on his head , wor lass came in and blew her top when she looked in the cot !

 

[pop39]

We had a party tonight and the boy fell a sleep , so for a laugh I decided to shave his eyebrows off and draw a dick on his head , wor lass came in and blew her top when she looked in the cot !

 

[dave1985]

haha pmsl

 

[jarrascaff]

Teacher says to little billy "billy if you had five lollypops and Abdul asked for one ' how many would you have left ". Billy replys " 5 " hahaha