joke

[blackvelvet]

snowhite and the seven dwarfs saturday morning arguing about football.
\"right\" snowhite says to save any arguing three of you go to sunderland four of you go to Newcastle, and don\'t forget I want you back by six for your tea if not you won\'t get any.
So off go the seven dwarfs to the football.
Come six o\'clock no dwarfs........ come six fifteen still no dwarfs.
couple of minutes later in walks a dwarf shouting Sunderland !Sunderland ! Sunderland !
Snowhite \" thank god Dopey\'s back\" (sorry mackems)

 

[gag1]

Hi Blackvelvet.
Reminds me of the guy driving to work past the stadium of light just after the close of last season. As he drove past the gates he noticed that someone had nailed their season ticket to the gatepost in an act of protest. The really sad thing about this was as he was driving home that night, he passed the stadium again and somebody had pinched the nail !!!!!!!!!!!!