joke

[FISH4T]

i phoned my work this morning and said ''sorry boss, i cant come in today,
i have a wee cough''. he said, ''you have a wee cough?'' i said ''really, cheers boss, see you next week''.

 

[lingking]

ha ha dinna gie the day job up marra

 

[peter.m]

TRUE STORY

Lad I know went late into work and apologised to the boss full of remorse "I'm really sorry but I've had trouble with my a**e!"

Concerned boss "Really what's up?"

Reply "I couldn't get it out of bed"

 

[billfish4853]

hahaha, you dont feel like gettin out aether thees dark mornings