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Young single mum in a shop with her 2 yr old who's acting up, shouting, screaming & being a little ****!
Mum loses it & screams "sometimes i wish i'd swallowed you.

A mum is cleaning her 12 yr old son's bedroom & finds a load of bondage & fetish mags!
She ask's her husband "what do i do"
he replies, what ever you do " dont spank him".
 
Young single mum in a shop with her 2 yr old who's acting up, shouting, screaming & being a little ****!
Mum loses it & screams "sometimes i wish i'd swallowed you.

A mum is cleaning her 12 yr old son's bedroom & finds a load of bondage & fetish mags!
She ask's her husband "what do i do"
he replies, what ever you do " dont spank him".

Brilliant, I cannot stop laughing and my wife cannot understand why.
 
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