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codthumper

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Little Emily went home from school and told her mum that the boys kept asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at them.

Mum said, "You should say "No" - they only want to look at your knickers."

Emily said, "I know they do. That's why I hide them in my bag"!
 
court martial

court martial

Old colonel has a bit too much to drink at the regimental bash.Next morning he sees his batman cleaning spew off his jacket,so he grunts and huffs and says,"Sorry about the mess Jarvis,damned young private,too much drink,staggering around you know,had to help the bloody fool back to his barracks,that's how he repays me.When i catch up to him again,it'll be a week in the glasshouse,mark my words". "I think you should courtmartial him sir",says
the batman. "Court martial Jarvis,tad harsh don't you think,for being sick on my
jacket?" Not really sir",says his batman,"You see he also had a sh*te in your trousers".:)
 
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