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alan

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A young guy drops off his girlfriend at her home after being out together on a date. When they reach the front door he leans up against the house with one hand and says to her, \"How about a bl#wjob?\"

\"What! Are you crazy!\"

\"Don\'t worry, it will be quick,\" he ensures his girlfriend.

\"No! Someone might see us...\"

\"It\'s just a small bl#wjob,\" he insists, \"and I know you like it.\"

\"No! I said no!\"

\"Baby... don\'t be like that.\"

\"Come on baby pleeeeaassseee\"

\"I\'m not going to give you a bl#w job\"

\"Why Not...baby it will be quick I promise?\"

Suddenly, the girl\'s younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown, with her hair a mess, and rubbing her eyes. She looks at them and smirks, \"Dad says either you bl#w him, I bl#w him, or he\'ll come downstairs and bl#w the guy himself... but for God\'s sake tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom.\"
 
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