Lemon Shortage

[5150]

Never mind panic buying petrol, according to the news we're going to run out of lemons by late July it seems, that's cocktail hour up the swanny! Will the crew of the Pansy be switching to Limes is the big question?

 

[The Great Wallsendo]

Lime could work...

 

[Oblickta]

it doesn't matter anyway cos all the bees are disappearing which means no pollination, no crops and no food

We're all going to die!

 

[BriH]

No Bees Whats going to pollinate my Strongbow apple trees

do potatoes need pollinating ?? otherwise Mr Smirnoff will suffice

 

[Marc]

Lime, Limes, Limies, that could be construed as mutiny I tell ya.

Hope this can be edited before Gordon Ramsey or the Captin see’s it.

Suppose the lemons could always be stored next to the battery ballast.

 

[mark]

limes are strictly reserved

the future is coconut based. they have many advantages over lemons

they are more floaty, they illicit a more immediate response if thrown at crew members, they have far greater comedy potential and you can do horse impressions with them

they are also hairy

 

[The Great Wallsendo]

Coconuts eh?....

 

[Charlie_Thompson]

you can do horse impressions with them

Coconuts look nowt like horses

 

[Clare]

forget the lack of lemons......it is the killer tomatoes you wanna watch out for. So if you want a bloody mary you are well screwed.