A Toon and Sunderland fan collide in a huge accident on the motorway. Both cars are a wreck, but both men are unhurt.
\"This must be a sign from God that we are meant to be friends\" says the Newcastle fan \"I agree\" replies the Mackem
The Newcastle fan then returns to the wreckage of his car, and finds a bottle of whiskey he had been saving.
\"Look\" he says to the Mackem, \"this must be another sign from God, we should drink this whiskey to celebrate our friendship and survival\"
He hands the bottle over to the Mackem who takes a large gulp from the bottle before passing it back to the Newcastle fan, who then puts the top back on & returns the bottle to his car.
\"Aren\'t you having any?\" asks the Mackem. \"No\" replied the Newcastle fan, \"I think I’ll wait til the Police get here.\"
\"This must be a sign from God that we are meant to be friends\" says the Newcastle fan \"I agree\" replies the Mackem
The Newcastle fan then returns to the wreckage of his car, and finds a bottle of whiskey he had been saving.
\"Look\" he says to the Mackem, \"this must be another sign from God, we should drink this whiskey to celebrate our friendship and survival\"
He hands the bottle over to the Mackem who takes a large gulp from the bottle before passing it back to the Newcastle fan, who then puts the top back on & returns the bottle to his car.
\"Aren\'t you having any?\" asks the Mackem. \"No\" replied the Newcastle fan, \"I think I’ll wait til the Police get here.\"
