A woman goes to a local car boot sale and spies a very unusual mirror.Upon enquiring about the mirror, she is told that it is magic and anything she wishes for will come true.
She buys the mirror for £50 and takes it home.
She had been pondering for quite some time about spending 10 grand on a boob job. She decides to give the mirror a go.
She stands in front of the mirror and says\"Mirror, Mirror on the door make my boobs a 44..\"
BANG theres a flash and sure enough she has the best looking boobs she had ever seen.
Shes so excited that when her husband comes in she cant wait to show them off.
\"Brilliant\" said her husband.. \"Do you think it would work for me?\"
\"Sure it would\" said the well endowed wife\"Give it a go\"
The husband went to the mirror, dropped his trousers and said\"Mirror,Mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor\".
Bang theres a flash and his legs fell off.......
She buys the mirror for £50 and takes it home.
She had been pondering for quite some time about spending 10 grand on a boob job. She decides to give the mirror a go.
She stands in front of the mirror and says\"Mirror, Mirror on the door make my boobs a 44..\"
BANG theres a flash and sure enough she has the best looking boobs she had ever seen.
Shes so excited that when her husband comes in she cant wait to show them off.
\"Brilliant\" said her husband.. \"Do you think it would work for me?\"
\"Sure it would\" said the well endowed wife\"Give it a go\"
The husband went to the mirror, dropped his trousers and said\"Mirror,Mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor\".
Bang theres a flash and his legs fell off.......