I saw Murphy the other day, he's only got one arm bless him.
I shouted "where you off to?"
"To change a light bulb" he said.
"Thats going to be awkward isn't it?"
"Not really" he said.
"I've still got the f*cking receipt, ya sarcastic tw*t !"
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