neefish van found down hendon, abandoned

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a transit van as been abandoned down hendon prom , on the side of the van it says windows cleaned by phill NEEFISH, could the owner please take it away , as no one else wants the neefish disease , the driver was seen leaving the van , apparently he threw is fishing rod and reel in the drink, and was said to be in a distressed state , shouting why did they call me neefish , neefish , neefish, he is described as being 6 foot 6 about 25 stone bald with one eye looking at the other, the public should not approach him as he as a dangerous infection NEEFISH DISEASE, keep well clear and you should be ok ,if seen let mrtt no as the person needs to be taken to the nearest vets and destroyed as soon as possible
 
I heard mate apparently he left it there for you and bernie to move intogether express ya love for one another in a more free way i know its causing arguments all the hidding and dene meets but if its in the way i will will get it moved mate :D
 
Yeah i saw phil yesterday he was in a bad way..still got his plaster cast on his leg...hes sick of knocking rigs up now so hes took up carving .like the old whale fishermen used too on the whales teeth....phil mustvhqve a hidden talent as his plaster cast is now carved in the shape of a codling..must have copied it out of a book as never known him to catch any.........update....phil was spotted being escorted in straight jacket into the secure wing at cherry knowles dressed as a haddock
.will keep you all informed on his progress
 
big phil 123 said:
I heard mate apparently he left it there for you and bernie to move intogether express ya love for one another in a more free way i know its causing arguments all the hidding and dene meets but if its in the way i will will get it moved mate :D
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no you need medical treatment immediately please dont go near your van, and seek help , MIND might be how to help you
 
rocketman said:
Yeah i saw phil yesterday he was in a bad way..still got his plaster cast on his leg...hes sick of knocking rigs up now so hes took up carving .like the old whale fishermen used too on the whales teeth....phil mustvhqve a hidden talent as his plaster cast is now carved in the shape of a codling..must have copied it out of a book as never known him to catch any.........update....phil was spotted being escorted in straight jacket into the secure wing at cherry knowles dressed as a haddock
.will keep you all informed on his progress
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i heard he had a syringe stuck in him , must be a drug haddock
 
rocketman said:
Yeah i saw phil yesterday he was in a bad way..still got his plaster cast on his leg...hes sick of knocking rigs up now so hes took up carving .like the old whale fishermen used too on the whales teeth....phil mustvhqve a hidden talent as his plaster cast is now carved in the shape of a codling..must have copied it out of a book as never known him to catch any.........update....phil was spotted being escorted in straight jacket into the secure wing at cherry knowles dressed as a haddock
.will keep you all informed on his progress
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You only knew it was a coddling as i told ya
 
big phil 123 said:
You only knew it was a coddling as i told ya
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I phil just been down the prom eyeballed the tranny van was rocking from side to side,peered through the back door and to my amazement bernie was there STEM TO CLEM just seen a big hairy arse but could not see the face he had a gimp mask on the foy in the van was pungent and Muskie :);)
 
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