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bigroppa

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Ive decided im going to catch and sell rabbits for a living. I not using snares of ferrits, im going to burn down the woods to catch them. I dont really care if any other animals die or loose there habitat coz I need to make a living. When all the rabbits are gone from the woods im going to start poisining the river to catch trout. Sound familiar??????
 
have you considered becoming a member of parliament, other than saying you also intend to defraud housing benefit and social security you seem to have all the bases covered
 
If you catch too many rabbits using this method, will you also propose throwing half as much back dead around the countryside?
If you catch too many of the smaller ones you could throw them away and go after some bigger ones, so not exceeding your quota of bunnies!

You could also ask the EU for a handout so that instead of just burning the woods down using traditional methods such as a lighter , you could have napalm to burn the woods down or a huge bomb, so meaning that none of them Bunnies can escape and you catch them all
 
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