new years eve experiences

[sless]

has anyone got any funny new years eve experiences
i have

went to my mates house and had a good night
on our way home at 4.30 the next door neighbour had his lights on so debra said lets pop in
i said no but eventualy went in,after being called a miserable so and so
there was a lass called julie there with her boy/girl frield
a 6\'6\" transexual
called joe
it had a black mini skirt on,geet big tits and black stockings
well he/she shook my hand and said in a gruff voice happy new year
i was poised to boot him if he tried to kiss me
but he didnt
and i had a couple of bottles of beer
queer set up i say

beat that anyone ?

 

[willywetegg]

Lol Graham, not as long as I live mate.

Jim.

 

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]

Errrr no can\'t beat it Sless.

 

[Davyred]

Not a hope in hell lol

 

[Tadpoleman]

Did he/she not get any better looking the more beer`s you had sless ?
you know the old saying \"IF IT WEARS A SKIRT YOU WILL FU#@ IT \"
bert

 

[sless]

honest bert i wouldnt have done it
so you know how ugly it must have been
mind you it had legs all the way up to its arse
hahaha
only had the one drink and made a sharp exit

ps
bert you wouldnt have even stloe it
hahaha

 

[Tadpoleman]

HA HA you never know mate

bert

 

[batt22]

dont know how you can laff you should have kicked her in the fanny

 

[sless]

size of the c hunt i might have lost my foot
any way i couldnt kick that high

 

[jeff]

Don\'t knock it till you\'ve tried it mate.....

 

[MickA]

\"jeff

posted on 2/1/2006 at 19:58

Don\'t knock it till you\'ve tried it mate.....\"





Don\'t knock what ?? till you\'ve tried what ?? Jeff.

Reckon with a post like that you\'ve now probably got a captive audience of 800 odd waiting for more info.

 

[jeff]

Is that an offer Mick...?

 

[sless]

tell me more
i one wore some crutchless knickers
my balls kept falling out though
hahaha

 

[Tadpoleman]

well mr sless ! the truth is out i suppose you got the boosom for a over shoulder boulder holder aswell ??
The Closet Door is Open if you want to come out ?

lol bert

 

[willywetegg]

Hahahahahaha Lmfao Bert.

Jim.

 

[sless]

i will show you in mullaghmore

 

[Tadpoleman]

WHO YOU SHARE`N WITH?.....................poor SCULLY

lol...bert

 

[sless]

again
he gaans to bed at 9.00pm
need a few beers before gaan to sleep
there is a gym and swimming pool this year
keep fit and fishing
not long now

 

[Charlie_Thompson]

Be gone in the morning adult content

[Edited on 6/1/2006 by Charlie_Thompson]

[Edited on 6/1/2006 by Charlie_Thompson]

 

[peter.m]

Funny how posts can change Ell

Starts off with a story about Sless almost sharing a c*ack pipe.....



and ends with a story about you sharing a crack pipe