I knew this would fcukin happen,
In the paper tonight and on Al Jaraz news, ASDA in Hartlepool are totally cleaned out of fcukin Walkers crisps in record time.
Allegedly a women on a bike carryin two jerry cans of unleaded, broke the guiness book of records for the speed and free load on a two wheeler.
it is thought the record would have been undisputed except for the fact she couldn't straighten up and did a dohnut around the roundabout twice before gettin the right line for a straight exit up the dual carriageway.
....................................................
reports have been confirmed that infact it was not a woman but a bloke, a stabila level, amec tape and a scaff spanner was spotted on the ex army belt with the light tan rigger boots with a L and a R in black felt tip on the heel guards................
i read some where " I send her out not matter what for my petrol, the night before i sail"....sure there was a photo of a hoody and i wish i could find that thread..........hick... follow the trail of crisps up the road and we'll find out..........hick