Hiram.A.Biff
Well-known member
Let you know how I get on. I havent fished it since 1983!!
Which reminds me of a tale.
I worked at Electrak, in Consett. Few ofthe lads stared a fly fishing club, one lad, who I shant name, was having trouble casting. I gave him a few lessons on the grass, and he said hed practise over the weekend. I advised him not to put a hook on, till he was a bit more proficient, in case he hoohed himself.
He came in on the monday, with two stitches above his eye, cursing his wife for opening a cupboard door as he walked past.
His brother came in, and said,"Have you seen our Ians eye?" we said yes, he walked into a cupboard. "Did he hell" said his brother, " Turned out he decided the reason he couldnt cast was he had nothing on his line, but me having told him not to put a hook on..............
had tied a half inch nut on instead. ouch!!
Just realised.
Its Nine years today since my old fella passed away.
so there'll be two of us at Witton.
Which reminds me of a tale.
I worked at Electrak, in Consett. Few ofthe lads stared a fly fishing club, one lad, who I shant name, was having trouble casting. I gave him a few lessons on the grass, and he said hed practise over the weekend. I advised him not to put a hook on, till he was a bit more proficient, in case he hoohed himself.
He came in on the monday, with two stitches above his eye, cursing his wife for opening a cupboard door as he walked past.
His brother came in, and said,"Have you seen our Ians eye?" we said yes, he walked into a cupboard. "Did he hell" said his brother, " Turned out he decided the reason he couldnt cast was he had nothing on his line, but me having told him not to put a hook on..............
had tied a half inch nut on instead. ouch!!
Just realised.
Its Nine years today since my old fella passed away.
so there'll be two of us at Witton.
