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A bloke goes into a pub and the barmaid asks what he wants. \"I want to
>> bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your t*ts\"
>> he says.
>>
>> \"you dirty git\" shouts the barmaid \"get out before I get my husband.\"
>>
>> The bloke apologises and promises not to repeat his gaffe.The barmaid
>> accepts this and asks him again what he wants. \"I want to pull your pants
>> down, spread yoghurt between the cheeks of your a**e and lick it all off\"
>> he says.
>>
>> You dirty filthy pervert. You\'re barred. Get out!\" she storms.
>> Again, the bloke apologises and swears never ever to do it again. \"One
>> more chance\'\" says the barmaid. \"Now - what do you want?\" \"I want to
>> turn you upside down, open your legs and fill your pu**y with Stella
>> Artois,and then drink every last drop from it\".
>>
>> The barmaid is furious at this personal intrusion, and runs upstairs to
>> fetch her husband, who\'s sitting quietly watching the telly.
>>
>> \"What\'s up love?\" he asks.
>>
>> \"There\'s a bloke in the bar who wants to put his head between my t*ts
>> and lick the sweat off\", she says.
>>
>> \"I\'ll kill him. Where is he?\" storms the husband.
>>
>> \"Then he said he wanted to pour yoghurt down between my ar*e cheeks
>> and lick it off\" she screams.
>>
>> \"Right. He\'s dead,\" says the husband, reaching for a baseball bat.
>>
>> Then he said he wanted to turn me upside down, fill my pu**y with Stella
>> and then drink it all\" she cries.
>>
>> The husband puts down his bat and returns to his armchair, and switches
>> the telly back on.
>>
>> \"Aren\'t you going to do something about it?\" she cries hysterically.
>>
>> \"Look love - I\'m not messing with someone who can drink 15 pints of
>> Stella\".
>> bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your t*ts\"
>> he says.
>>
>> \"you dirty git\" shouts the barmaid \"get out before I get my husband.\"
>>
>> The bloke apologises and promises not to repeat his gaffe.The barmaid
>> accepts this and asks him again what he wants. \"I want to pull your pants
>> down, spread yoghurt between the cheeks of your a**e and lick it all off\"
>> he says.
>>
>> You dirty filthy pervert. You\'re barred. Get out!\" she storms.
>> Again, the bloke apologises and swears never ever to do it again. \"One
>> more chance\'\" says the barmaid. \"Now - what do you want?\" \"I want to
>> turn you upside down, open your legs and fill your pu**y with Stella
>> Artois,and then drink every last drop from it\".
>>
>> The barmaid is furious at this personal intrusion, and runs upstairs to
>> fetch her husband, who\'s sitting quietly watching the telly.
>>
>> \"What\'s up love?\" he asks.
>>
>> \"There\'s a bloke in the bar who wants to put his head between my t*ts
>> and lick the sweat off\", she says.
>>
>> \"I\'ll kill him. Where is he?\" storms the husband.
>>
>> \"Then he said he wanted to pour yoghurt down between my ar*e cheeks
>> and lick it off\" she screams.
>>
>> \"Right. He\'s dead,\" says the husband, reaching for a baseball bat.
>>
>> Then he said he wanted to turn me upside down, fill my pu**y with Stella
>> and then drink it all\" she cries.
>>
>> The husband puts down his bat and returns to his armchair, and switches
>> the telly back on.
>>
>> \"Aren\'t you going to do something about it?\" she cries hysterically.
>>
>> \"Look love - I\'m not messing with someone who can drink 15 pints of
>> Stella\".
