Ouch!!!

jethro18

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A baby snake once said to his mum..\" Mum..Are we the type of snake that drops out of the trees, wrap ourselves round things and squeeze them till theyre dead?\"
\"No son\" said his mum.
\"Well then\"said the baby\"Are we the type of snake that eats our victims by dislocating our jaw and swallow them whole?\"
\"No son\" said his mum.
\"Well then\"said the baby\"Are we the type of snake that bites our victims, watch them turn blue, see them shrivel up and die an agonising death?\"
\"Yes son\" said the mum\"Why do you ask?\"
\"Cos Ive just bit me bloody lip\" ...........
 
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