roncoe
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Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, Orders 3 pints of Guinness & sits in the corner of the room, drinking a sip out of each pint in turn. When he has finished all 3, he went back to the bar & ordered 3 more. The barman says,"You know a pint goes flat soon after. Your pint would taste better if you bought 1 at a time." Patrick replies, "Well now, I have2 brodders, 1 is in America ; & de odder in Australia ; & here I am in Dublin . When we all left home, we promised dat we'd drink dis way to remember de days we all drank togedder." The barman admits that this is a nice custom & says no more. Patrick becomes a regular customer, & always drinks the same way. Ordering 3 pints & drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they are finished. 1 day, he comes in & orders just 2 pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice & fall silent. When he goes back to the bar for the 2nd round, the barman says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss." Patrick looks confused for a moment, then the penny drops & he starts to laugh, "Oh no," he says, "Bejesus, everyone is fine! Tis me.........I've Quit Drinking
