Pavaroti

[jason]

The funeral company doing Pavaroti's funeral have had to order a bigger car from japan so they can get his coffin in they have ordered a Nissan Dorma.

 

[CHOPPER]

I don't get it....

...oh hang on just got it!!

Class, it doesn't take long does it!

 

[Charlie_Thompson]

I had a bit of a weep going through the Tyne Tunnel yesterday listening to the Italian version of Captain Pugwash with the big hanky singing that song.

Another legend gone - Steve Urwin and now Pav

 

[tooly]

Aye they're selling his records for 2 tenners now.

 

[sless]

they were just going to go on tour but pavaroti died so they have signed up george michael to take his place and they have named themselves
the two tenners and a nine bob note

 

[bigh]

I have just worked out the cost of Pavarotti's coffin.

A sheet of M.D.F. = £5.65

Glue = £1.90

Handles/Screws = £1.50

Varnish = £0.95

See, you can make a coffin for a tenor !

 

[alan]

they were just going to go on tour but pavaroti died so they have signed up george michael to take his place and they have named themselves
the two tenners and a nine bob note

lol Sless just got this one


Good news!


Now that Pavarotti has passed on ,the three tenors have decided to keep up
there numbers by inviting Sir Elton John to join them, they will henceforth
be called:

TWO TENORS AND A NINE BOB NOTE

 

[Hiram.A.Biff]

Ok, If I must...

St Peter, "Name?"
man at gate, "Pavarotti"
St Peter, "hang on a sec, GOD!!" HERES THAT TENOR I OWE YOU!"

sorry lads.

 

[The Great Wallsendo]

Having been "spammed" by a fellow NESA member (he know's who he is ) since the lardy ones demise I have the following to share:

"I had a bet on Pavarotti reaching 75 years of age.....I've just lost a Tenor"

"Pavarottis family have been ringing around the funeral parlors asking they can organise a funeral for a tenner - they were told to f*** off and hung up"

 

[jason]

i have just had a phone call from his missus asking if i want any of his clothes before she throws them out = cheeky bitch

 

[KeithB]

To save gas, Pavarotti will be cremated by microwave. As they say in opera, "It's not over till the fat man pings"