Pints of Guinness

thewestwind

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A typical loud mouthed American walks into a bar in Dublin and shouts out,

\"I\'ve heard you Irish are good drinkers, Well I\'ll give $100 to anyone here if they can drink 10 Pints of Guinness in 10 minutes.\"

Most of the drinkers just ignore the ridiculous bet and go back to their conversations apart from one local who gets up and leaves the bar.

About 10 minutes later the local comes back in, walks up to the American and says, \"Is dat bet still on?\"

\"Sure it is Buddy the American says.\"

So the bartender lines up 10 Pints of Guinness on the bar and the Irishman drinks them all in less than 10 minutes.

As the American hands over the money he says, \" That\'s Goddam fantastic Buddy but where the hell did you go when you just left here?\"

The Irishman grins, \" Sure I went to the bar next door just to see if I could do it.\"

PS
It\'s St.Patricks Day tomorrow so I\'ll be wishing you all the best, and me well I\'ll be wishing I could find my way home.
 
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