Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or
so
and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well.
Until one day he rushed into a lawyer\'s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him-\"very quick\".
The lawyer said! that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:
LAWYER: Have you any grounds ?
POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms.
LAWYER \"No,\" I mean what is the foundation of this case?\"
POLE: It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,\" he responded.
LAWYER: \"Does either of you have a real grudge?\"
POLE: \"No,\" he replied, \"We have a two-car carport and have never
really needed one.\"
LAWYER \"I mean, What are your relations like?\"
POLE: \"All my relations are in Poland.\"
LAWYER: \"is there any infidelity in your marriage?\"
POLE: \"Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sound.
We don\'t necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is \"yes.\"
LAWYER: No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?
POLE: NO, I\'m always up before her.
LAWYER: is your wife a nagger?
PO LE: NO, she white.
LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?
POLE: SHE going to kill me.
LAWYER: What makes you think that?
POLE: I got proof.
LAWYER: What kind of proof?
POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put
on
shelf in bathroom. I can read - it says, \"Polish Remover\".
so
and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well.
Until one day he rushed into a lawyer\'s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him-\"very quick\".
The lawyer said! that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:
LAWYER: Have you any grounds ?
POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms.
LAWYER \"No,\" I mean what is the foundation of this case?\"
POLE: It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,\" he responded.
LAWYER: \"Does either of you have a real grudge?\"
POLE: \"No,\" he replied, \"We have a two-car carport and have never
really needed one.\"
LAWYER \"I mean, What are your relations like?\"
POLE: \"All my relations are in Poland.\"
LAWYER: \"is there any infidelity in your marriage?\"
POLE: \"Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sound.
We don\'t necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is \"yes.\"
LAWYER: No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?
POLE: NO, I\'m always up before her.
LAWYER: is your wife a nagger?
PO LE: NO, she white.
LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?
POLE: SHE going to kill me.
LAWYER: What makes you think that?
POLE: I got proof.
LAWYER: What kind of proof?
POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put
on
shelf in bathroom. I can read - it says, \"Polish Remover\".
