A woman was feeling really horny,and wanted her husband to slip her a portion,the trouble was,he didn't feel like it,and just wanted to read..But as he was reading,every so often he would reach over,and rub her fanny.After a while,she said,"If you don't want a shag,will you stop teasing me?"He replied,"I'm just wetting my fcukin fingers,so i can turn the page!"
