Roker Pier vs. The Missus

[Ell]

One of the young\'uns collared me in the bedroom tonight and said \"Dad, what\'s that picture on the wall?\" I released the tourniquet and let my works fall gently to the floor.

I looked up ...Lover has had a shufty around and there is now a new picture there. Some medieaval (?) vision of hell, all gadgys sticking their heeds up there own arses with trumpets for noses and that. Anyways went to toilet and gasp, aye laugh all you like. There on the wall me picture........... Roker Pier with a git big wave higher than the lighthouse, beautiful. SOOOOOOOO says to our lass I love that picture. Also went on to say I\'d wake up every morning and no matter how crap things were would just roll over take one look and think \"that\'s what it\'s all about\"

Obviously I\'m fucked


Explanation to follow, could have deleted above but fuck that took too long to type



[Edited on 26/1/2005 by Ell]

 

[bribones]

ok you went to the toilet and your pic is in there ?
just trying to get my head round this

no matter how crap things were would just roll over take one look and think \"that\'s what it\'s all about\"

so you sleep in the toilet ?or are you speaking of your \"lover\"

id like to see said picture if you can take a photo

 

[dean_1]

Ell????????

 

[jeff]

Before answering the front door Ell please make sure the people waiting outside are not dressed in white coats or I\'ll have no-one to go fishing with.

Jeff.

PS....They reckon Cherry Knowles is nice this time of year.

 

[Ell]

I know what I meant

 

[Ell]

I know what I meant In no fit state to explain though! just got back from a wake. Bobby Kerr\'s pub, a bag of sand behind the bar, seeing the big man off bif style. Mind I was driving so only had a couple.


\"bif\" style WTF

[Edited on 27/1/2005 by Ell]

 

[Stores]

Ell - any chance of posting the picture of aforesaid Roker pier ? It would allow we 500 (nearly) to make judgement on its resting place - toilet or bedroom. Just an aside - we have seaside pictures in our bedroom but not in the loo. What about other board members ?

 

[BriH]

Bobby Kerr\'s pub-quote]

canny pub the Copt Hill

 

[Ell]

Wilco Stores.

BriH Yer not rang!