Three Mackems are stranded on an island with a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and grants them three wishes. The first Mackem says, "I want to be 10 times smarter," so he turns into a Chelsea supporter, makes a raft and sails home.
The second Mackem says, "I want to be 100 times smarter," He turns into an Arsenal supporter, makes a boat and also sails off home.
The third Mackem, however, thought he'd be extra smart, so he says, "I want to be 1,000,000 times smarter," so he turns into a Newcastle supporter and walks home over the bridge
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