Safc v nufc

i wunder if newcastle are going to play netball in this game ba likes to put the ball in the net with his hands.
 
nufclover1602 said:
Right lads what you think the score will be next sunday at the stadium of ****e ? i predict 2-1 toon !! howay the lads !
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With an identity as a national laughing stock, aye. Every third-rate comedian has the thick, sentimental "jawdee" character getting worked up over nothing as a fall-back for a cheap laugh. Your "identity" is on a par with the boring Brummie and the mischievious Scouser- fat, pastie-munching mags hanging around that big grey eyesore like flies around ****, spouting incomprehensible twaddle about "wor beloved toon". That's your identity to most people. You must be so proud.

What actually hurts us is that our accents are the same as yours to people outside the area and we get lumped in with you. It hurts to be associated in any way with the kind of people who hold mock funerals for the name of a football ground, who proclaim themselves a "nation" like the Catalan people and can't see how ridiculous that is, people who think they're living in some cultural oasis because woah, there's a big shopping centre over the water and a gallery with nowt of any worth in it... and **** me if there's not a regional airport close by, there's a thing.

More than anything else, Newcastle United and its supporters have held back the North East as a region by sullying its image for outsiders. A region of hard-working, down to earth people who can laugh at themselves has been hijacked over the last 20 years by sanctimonious, humourless, pretentious bores droning on and on about their ****ing heritage and their "geordie pride". In your determination to prove that you're the bestest, loyalest, cushtiest fans in all the world, you just give the world the impression that you have got absolutely nothing in your lives, that the only thing that can light up the darkness of your Cruddas Park grief-holes is the chance to weeble about the place dressed like giant mint humbugs grunting, "toon toon black and white army" even though you're on the bus and it's Thursday morning. We hate you because you embarrass us and you embarrass the whole region.Sunderland win 2-1
 
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GerryBerry said:
With an identity as a national laughing stock, aye. Every third-rate comedian has the thick, sentimental "jawdee" character getting worked up over nothing as a fall-back for a cheap laugh. Your "identity" is on a par with the boring Brummie and the mischievious Scouser- fat, pastie-munching mags hanging around that big grey eyesore like flies around ****, spouting incomprehensible twaddle about "wor beloved toon". That's your identity to most people. You must be so proud.

What actually hurts us is that our accents are the same as yours to people outside the area and we get lumped in with you. It hurts to be associated in any way with the kind of people who hold mock funerals for the name of a football ground, who proclaim themselves a "nation" like the Catalan people and can't see how ridiculous that is, people who think they're living in some cultural oasis because woah, there's a big shopping centre over the water and a gallery with nowt of any worth in it... and **** me if there's not a regional airport close by, there's a thing.

More than anything else, Newcastle United and its supporters have held back the North East as a region by sullying its image for outsiders. A region of hard-working, down to earth people who can laugh at themselves has been hijacked over the last 20 years by sanctimonious, humourless, pretentious bores droning on and on about their ****ing heritage and their "geordie pride". In your determination to prove that you're the bestest, loyalest, cushtiest fans in all the world, you just give the world the impression that you have got absolutely nothing in your lives, that the only thing that can light up the darkness of your Cruddas Park grief-holes is the chance to weeble about the place dressed like giant mint humbugs grunting, "toon toon black and white army" even though you're on the bus and it's Thursday morning. We hate you because you embarrass us and you embarrass the whole region.Sunderland win 2-1
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Since when has the mackem accent ever been the same as (jawdees) like.
I actually vouldnt be arsed to read your full post because every nufc vs safc game you have your fat head in there.

What i did read of it is you go on about geordie pride. Have you no pride in your team. Oh yes you have you own a season ticket mate why dont you stop ranting on and just watch the game because after all thats all it is a game of football its not life or death and its not gonna be the last time they play each other
 
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3.0 to the mighty toon with shola to score last goal thats if collocini and taylor are back
if they not and perch and williamson play it will be 1.0 to the toon
GOOD LUCK TO THE BEST NORTH EASTERN AND EUROPEAN TEAM IN ENGLAND
 
Massive club syndrome: Stick a microphone in front of any randomly selected gaggle of barcodes and I guarantee that they will tell you, with no trace of irony, that Newcastle are a ‘massive club’. Geordies believe that Newcastle’s rightful place is at the top table. Despite decades of underachievement – their last domestic trophy was in 1955 – the delusion that Newcastle belong amongst the elite still persists. comes from a sports article but could not agree more what have u lot done?one min ya want ur owner out then he is a great never know a bunch of so called die hard fans spit there dummys out over anything then pick them up faster than anything u call mackems do we ever claim to be anything were not ??no is the answer and regardless of what cups they are we still have more recent ones than u lot ur just a average team and when u realise that it wont be such a bad season
 
the lad only asked what your predictions would be but alls yous can do is talk about newcastle closet geordies me thinks ;)


2-1 the Toon
 
how many European game have the scum played how many cup finals and how many seasons in the top league so who is the bigger more successful club the dark destroyer will get the winner 2-1 the toon but will probably be a draw , and believe it or not the first match I went to was a safc game at roker park and once was enough come on the toon :D:D:D:D
 
ecoli said:
how many European game have the scum played how many cup finals and how many seasons in the top league so who is the bigger more successful club the dark destroyer will get the winner 2-1 the toon but will probably be a draw , and believe it or not the first match I went to was a safc game at roker park and once was enough come on the toon :D:D:D:D
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how many cups?sod the taking part its the winning how much money u wasted?u sold the best players u had
 

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