Lad goes for a job interview at the council offices in South Shields. He has applied for a job as a roadsweeper and the gaffer asks him about his previous employment. \"Well, he says, I was in the army for twenty years and went all over the world. When I was in the Falklands, I stepped on a landmine and the explosion blew my balls off !\". \"Bloody hell\" says the foreman, \"does that effect you in any way ?\". \"No, not really says the lad\" and the foreman sends him off for his medical. The lad comes back with his medical results and the foreman sees that the Doctor has passed him fit for work. \"Thats great\" says the foreman, \"you can start work on Monday morning at nine o,clock\". \"I thought that the roadsweepers started at seven o,clock\" replies the lad. \"They do\" said the foreman, \"but they usually stand around for two hours scratching their balls before starting work\" says the foreman.
cheers.
george.
cheers.
george.
