Have you been talking to my mates Bert.......? The rumour around here is that-:
a) dropped my bait box on my ribs or
b) dropped my wallet on the afore mentioned ribs or
c) showing off to ladies on beach by bench pressing boat when I slipped and it fell on me
It depends which academically challenged mate of mine you speak to as to which story you get.
Truth is........ I was holding a boat in the surf while the lad was getting the trailer. There were only two rocks on the entire beach. I slipped on the first seaweed clad rock and fell heavily, (and I mean heavily....I'm clocking over 19st right now) on the other. I jumped up so no-one could see as I was really embarassed. We got the boat on the trailer and walked to the car rather gingerly. I felt like crying my eyes out. Joking aside, worst pain I've ever experienced apart from a "Derby Day" defeat. Ended up with two knackered ribs, torn lat muscle and a bruised liver....!!! Only two rocks on the entire beach and I fall on them both....!!!! Good news is I got the all clear on the liver on Tuesday.
So there it is......what an a$$hole.
Jeff.