I use to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die
of natural causes.
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> Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are
>removing
>
>a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the
>
>ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
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> The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
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>replacement.
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> Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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> There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
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> Life is sexually transmitted.
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> An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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> If quitters never win, and winner\'s never quit, then who is the fool
>who
>
>said, \"Quit while you\'re ahead?\"
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> Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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> The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
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> Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to
>use the Internet and they won\'t bother you for weeks.
>
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>
> Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but
>you still can\'t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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> Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
>of nothing.
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> Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
>
>about seeing UFOs like they used to?
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> Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
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>
> All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
>
>criticism.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
>
>substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> In the 60\'s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
>
>weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to
>
>realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a
>whole box to start a campfire?
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: You read about all these terrorists
>---
>
>most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired
>visas,
>
>some for as long as 10 -15 years. Now , compare that to Blockbuster ...
>you
>
>are two days late with a video and those people are all over you.
>
>Let\'s put Blockbuster in charge of immigration
of natural causes.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are
>removing
>
>a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the
>
>ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
>
>replacement.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Life is sexually transmitted.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> If quitters never win, and winner\'s never quit, then who is the fool
>who
>
>said, \"Quit while you\'re ahead?\"
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to
>use the Internet and they won\'t bother you for weeks.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but
>you still can\'t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
>of nothing.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
>
>about seeing UFOs like they used to?
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
>
>criticism.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
>
>substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> In the 60\'s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
>
>weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to
>
>realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a
>whole box to start a campfire?
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: You read about all these terrorists
>---
>
>most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired
>visas,
>
>some for as long as 10 -15 years. Now , compare that to Blockbuster ...
>you
>
>are two days late with a video and those people are all over you.
>
>Let\'s put Blockbuster in charge of immigration
