Things That Are Difficult to Say When You\'re Drunk

[John]

Things That Are Difficult to Say When You\'re Drunk

Innovative

Preliminary

Proliferation

Cinnamon


Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You\'re Drunk:

Specificity

British Constitution

Passive-aggressive disorder

Transubstantiate


Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You\'re Drunk:

Thanks, but I don\'t want to sleep with you

Nope, no more booze for me

Sorry, but you\'re not really my type

No kebab for me, thank you

Good evening officer, isn\'t it lovely out tonight?

I\'m not interested in fighting you.

Oh, I just couldn\'t - no one wants to hear me sing

No, I wont make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.

Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash machine, shop front or car door handle.

 

[tich]

Been their,done it, danced with it, eaten it. sha££ed it, cot arrested for it, &fined for it,,, what a night out ,,,,, thats BRILL

 

[TC]

Lol, John.......

Had a \"few\" drinks with one of the lads from work last week.

Conversation got round to music.......he started telling me (or trying to), how much he liked the \"Scissor Sisters\"..........but he gave up.....lol

 

[sless]

im not a pheasant plucker
but a pheasant pluckers son
im only plucking pheasants
till the pheasant plucker comes

 

[jethro18]

Or Sless......................
I Rattled my bottles in Rollocks back yard!!!!