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A man takes his Rotweiller to the vet.
\'My dog\'s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?\'
\'Well,\' says the vet, \'let\'s have a look at him.\' So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. After a few more checks, he says, \'I\'m going to have to put him down.\'
\'What, just because he\'s cross-eyed?\'
\'No, he\'s just heavy.\'
\'My dog\'s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?\'
\'Well,\' says the vet, \'let\'s have a look at him.\' So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. After a few more checks, he says, \'I\'m going to have to put him down.\'
\'What, just because he\'s cross-eyed?\'
\'No, he\'s just heavy.\'
