w h smiths

[codthumper]

A chap walks into WH Smiths and asks:

" Do you have that new self-help book for men with small cocks ? "

Girl says: " I don't think it's in yet."

He says: "Yeah - that's the one!"

 

[cherrypicker]

havin a larf

havin a larf

bloke walks up to blond sitting at the bar an sez
"can I smell ya fanny luv"
she sez
Noo ya f*"@in can't
he sez
Must be ya feet then