Thank what the poor bloody charters are like, almost 6 weeks or lost fishing days so far and wen people do get out its hard to keep them happy due to the poor fishing.
For me i jsut like a good moan at the weather week in week out

now that fottie has finished my next fall back if i am not fishing is overtime at work or shopping...noooooooo
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TEAM TALK...........
now howay man, pull ya sell together, i can see you sliding into a black cloud. don't worry we are all in the same boat...the strong need to help the weak in times of despiration.....now is the time.....
first, tell her ya doin no more hoovering and fcuk the grass....show ya strength..
don't be getting the filleting knife out for the wrists..........don't be trying to pierce ya body parts with 6/0 vikings and a couple of 1/0 pennels in ya lugs...or forcing an american snap in where it might get caught in a zip !!
.lock the shads and sideys away so ya cannit stir fry them with a a couple of peeler and rag hoyed in....and most of all don't swallow any lead shot or use a mackerel float as a supository......think ahaead,be strong, life is good...boats ready, gears ready, every tactic you could think of has been talked about, looked at on ya plotter and disussed with your lass in bed...if she listened....the sod better have....
i get no sympathy off our lass when i'm in this state, oh.... forgot she gets the petrol for mower...."I ya right.... shes a goodun"
don't be tying any knots while in this condition, hide the priest just incase she says summit wrong, hardwood hurts like sh!te...especially across the shins.....remember you might need her to get up at 4 and knock those sarnies up....for that early start
There are windows in those clouds, early start will get ya a few hours in.....wednesday and thursday look ok....be quick off the mark and get out, sick note.... lieu day.... doesn't matter .....money isn't everything...fishing is.
SHOPPING nowt wrong with it....... its great......................Billys, ID, Frazers, Rutherfords, and Nets..................ya dont have to buy owt, just play with the rippers and try and snap the rods....its mint, then bit of flee bay hoyed in after 6..oh then a sly nip into asda for some prawns then straight out, no hangin about in the jam aisle............
there now...feel better
