FA cup final?? what am I hoping for??
3 red cards, 6 yellow cards, ferguson and jonnie foreigner sizing up to each other on the touchline, jonnie foreigner swings for fergi, misses and decks the 4th official, fergie has cornoary as result of ensuing histrionics
stray albatross crossing wembley gets startled by aforementioned histrionics and takes a dump on princess anne
Gary Lineker, to say **** live on national television and john motson to be sexually assulated by jonnie foreigner's dog
match abandoned after 35 mins and the result decided by the worlds biggest rock, paper scissors tournament amongst the supporters
failing that, and somewhat begrudgingly, Chelski to win, cos I 've got money on it and want to take the stub down to manchester next week to cash in