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A driver is pulled over by a policeman . He approaches the car door,''is there a problem?''
The policeman says, ''Sir ,you were speeding.Can I see your driving licence please? ''
The driver responds, ''I'd give it to you, but I don't have one ''
''You don't have one??? ''
The man replies, '' I lost it four times for drink driving ''
The policeman is shocked, ''I see... Can I see your vehicle registration papers please ? ''
''I'm sorry , I can't do that''
The policeman replies, '' why not?? ''
''I stole this car''
''You stole it sir???''
''Yes'' replies the man, ''and I killed the owner''
At this point the policeman is getting irate , ''You what???''
''She is still in the boot if you want to see ''
The policeman looks at the man and slowly backs away and calls for backup.
Within minutes five police cars arrive.
A senior police officer approaches the car holding a gun.
He says, ''Sir , could you step out of the vehicle please! ''
The man gets out of the car.
'' Is there a problem?? ''
''One of my officers told me you have stolen this car and murdered the owner ''
''Murdered the owner!!??''
''Yes ! could you please open the boot of the car ! ''
The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty space.
The policeman says, '' Is this your car sir? ''
''Yes'' and the man hands over the registration papers .
The policeman is stunned.
''One of my officers claims you do not have a driving licence ''
The man hands over his wallet and the policeman opens it and studies his licence .
He looks quite puzzled...
''Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car and murdered the owner ! ''
The man replies, '' I BET YOU THE LYING B*****D TOLD YOU I WAS SPEEDING TOO!!!!!!!!!!! ''
The policeman says, ''Sir ,you were speeding.Can I see your driving licence please? ''
The driver responds, ''I'd give it to you, but I don't have one ''
''You don't have one??? ''
The man replies, '' I lost it four times for drink driving ''
The policeman is shocked, ''I see... Can I see your vehicle registration papers please ? ''
''I'm sorry , I can't do that''
The policeman replies, '' why not?? ''
''I stole this car''
''You stole it sir???''
''Yes'' replies the man, ''and I killed the owner''
At this point the policeman is getting irate , ''You what???''
''She is still in the boot if you want to see ''
The policeman looks at the man and slowly backs away and calls for backup.
Within minutes five police cars arrive.
A senior police officer approaches the car holding a gun.
He says, ''Sir , could you step out of the vehicle please! ''
The man gets out of the car.
'' Is there a problem?? ''
''One of my officers told me you have stolen this car and murdered the owner ''
''Murdered the owner!!??''
''Yes ! could you please open the boot of the car ! ''
The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty space.
The policeman says, '' Is this your car sir? ''
''Yes'' and the man hands over the registration papers .
The policeman is stunned.
''One of my officers claims you do not have a driving licence ''
The man hands over his wallet and the policeman opens it and studies his licence .
He looks quite puzzled...
''Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car and murdered the owner ! ''
The man replies, '' I BET YOU THE LYING B*****D TOLD YOU I WAS SPEEDING TOO!!!!!!!!!!! ''
