IanW
Well-known member
Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn\'t feeling too
good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be
pleasant and say, Happy Birthday!\", and probably have a present for
me .. As it turned out, she didn\'t even say good morning, let lone
any happy birthday. I thought, well, that\'s wives for you, the
children will remember..The children came in to breakfast and didn\'t
say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low
and despondent..
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, \"Good morning,
Boss. Happy Birthday\". And I felt a little better that someone had
remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and
said, \"You know, it\'s such a beautiful day outside, and it\'s your
birthday, let\'s go to lunch, just you and me.\" I said, \"By George,
that\'s the greatest thing I\'ve heard all day. \"Let\'s go!\"
We went to lunch. We didn\'t go where we normally go; instead we went
out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch
tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, \"You know, it\'s such a
beautiful day. We don\'t need to go back to the office, do we?\" I
said, \"No, I guess not.\" She said, \"Let\'s go to my apartment.\"
After arriving at her apartment she said, \"Boss, if you don\'t mind, I
think I\'ll go into the bedroom.\" \"Sure!\" I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake...followed by my wife, children, and
dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there...
on the couch...
naked!!!!!!!!!!!!
good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be
pleasant and say, Happy Birthday!\", and probably have a present for
me .. As it turned out, she didn\'t even say good morning, let lone
any happy birthday. I thought, well, that\'s wives for you, the
children will remember..The children came in to breakfast and didn\'t
say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low
and despondent..
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, \"Good morning,
Boss. Happy Birthday\". And I felt a little better that someone had
remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and
said, \"You know, it\'s such a beautiful day outside, and it\'s your
birthday, let\'s go to lunch, just you and me.\" I said, \"By George,
that\'s the greatest thing I\'ve heard all day. \"Let\'s go!\"
We went to lunch. We didn\'t go where we normally go; instead we went
out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch
tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, \"You know, it\'s such a
beautiful day. We don\'t need to go back to the office, do we?\" I
said, \"No, I guess not.\" She said, \"Let\'s go to my apartment.\"
After arriving at her apartment she said, \"Boss, if you don\'t mind, I
think I\'ll go into the bedroom.\" \"Sure!\" I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake...followed by my wife, children, and
dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there...
on the couch...
naked!!!!!!!!!!!!
