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MickA

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Playing the doting husband tonight, looking after wor lass as she\'s not very well. Head ache, stomach cramps, generally feeling a bit crap (time of the month you see). Anyway, she\'s curled up on the settee, blanket and hot water bottle, watching some rubbish on the tele about an airport. Takes her a cuppa in to be met with \"Ooh\" (said in an unwell type of voice). \"You men don\'t know how lucky you are, not having to go through this evry month\". Bit me lip and gave her her cuppa and a kiss (like ya hav to when your lass is bad --- it shows you care !). Quick extit back into the dining room on the PC. Lucky, fkn lucky. Over a period (sorry) of a few days every month we have to put up with a load of mood swings, strops for reasons that are uncomprehendable, mental torment of wondering why you\'re not being spoken to, re-assuring the kids that their mother is not a crazy psychopath of a woman and we\'re LUCKY !. And to top it all, no sh@g for a few days either.

Is it just me or I\'m I missing something somewhere.
 
My son was walking te streets tonight with a black bin liner cos he was nice to his girlfriend: stayed in and babysat while she was at the works xmas do then she came back and beat the crap out of him for nowt. sad but true
 
you would have got a doss down at HM whatever if you done her Ell
but as you say she was lush (well who would shag a ugly violent bint)
and minted GET IN.
wimmin eh! cant live with em cant kill em (legaly) :(
 
Mind I\'m still partial to the odd left hander :o

(receiving not giving of course)

Old Habits Die Hard


\"Don\'t they Carruthers?\"
\"Ouch\"

[Edited on 17/12/2005 by Charlie_Thompson]
 
its grahams son barry. my girlfreind is a f***ing black widow like all women they get sex and then they distroy you. at least i think its a black widow any comment get back to daddy. thank you for listening, sorry about the grammer
 
My wife used to suffer very badly from PMT.
Once while rewiring the bike in the shed i heard a huge crash,found our cooker in the back yard were the wife had threw it\"Because it as dirty\".
Went back in the shed locked the door and put the music on loud. ;)
 
my lass once threw a set of darts at me for laughing at her ended up with one stuck in me head all she said was i knew you wouldnt dodge the three of the b*stards
 
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