Your lasses xmas box that will keep the job right

Paul_h

Paul_h

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Hi Lads,
yes its that time of year, i am sitting here nuttin the wall tryin to think about what to splash the cash on for the dutchess at xmas,

I thought i might throw a thread up, to get ideas on what to get our lass for xmas or maybe give some ideas......

considering sexual apparatus, mechanisms or devices are second in life to the
fanatical, obsessed, infatuated fisherman and boater....don't bother hoyin owt up like long life batteries, and glow in the dark stuff ....kids are reading ...oh ........ and latex ...........

Considering the opulent, gratification (trekkies get the thesarus out, thats a posh dictionary...) and you think what would please her, well think again....


Time to start boxin clever,

I can't wait to see her face when she gets this from under the tree............
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although i am tossing the coin for a ergo 3 sharpener instead.


might get her 2 of these, (mint knives buy the way), just to put the icing on the cake.................she has the dvd, got it 2 years ago....

http://www.filleting-fish.com/websh...ypage=flypage.tpl&product_id=18&category_id=1

AND just as a throw in for the kids, wrap one of these up each for them
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A2 is a better size

when she screems "what the fcuk".....remember you got them cheap at the car booty...," he said they were space hoppers.....SPACE HOPPERS" (maybe only the owld ones will remember those !!! ......380359854600 )

on a side note...
(i hear the trekkies have a sports day at the dock, they have a sprint race and a 4 times round the fish box endurance race on them, guess who's the reignin champ)..............

anyhow by the time the younguns have bounced around the sittin room and smashed her good vase and her favorite pint pot, they'll be on the boat in 2 days and forgotten about
..........brilliant eh !

any advice welcome and thanks for your time and thoughts i am sure it will help me in my decision, no expense refused for this time of year.......

Regards
Paul
forecast looks good for next sarrada.............lucky sods
 
How about a small soft brush and a tin of wd40 and furniture polish so she get your gear cleaned up after a good session
 
aye crackin present like,:D

everytime there's one in the street, i hear her shout out how much she'd fkin love one parked outside the house....

i can't wait to see her sweet face when she finally gets one...
 
easyfish1 said:
aye crackin present like,:D

everytime there's one in the street, i hear her shout out how much she'd fkin love one parked outside the house....

i can't wait to see her sweet face when she finally gets one...
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You'd be better off getting her one that runs, and has a tow bar on, and a mattress in the back....;);)
 
easyfish1 said:
aye crackin present like,:D

everytime there's one in the street, i hear her shout out how much she'd fkin love one parked outside the house....

i can't wait to see her sweet face when she finally gets one...
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I...... and i know who will be looking for digs....
 
aye, i'd have to find a place thats quiet, not much traffic, probably a place that hasent been used for a while.............


maybe here...:D:D:D:D









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I give you all a bit of advice when buying any of the above make sure you dispose of the receipt cos these crafty female species will have the last laugh if you don't by bloody returning them for a refund and spend it on a spa day or makeup lol.
 
stop doin that will ya..............its got a good heater and a mint stereo, i hope its still afloat.

endurothumper your bang on, receipts if you keep them, get them on the boat out of harms way............
 
Weekend in Whitby for my Lynn - A days fishing, then a meal out, a few oysters - Sorted !!

Mmm, maybe I should re-think the cheap YHA and those damn bunk beds :red:
 

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