Any Australians on line ?????

My mate Jimmy looks in now and again ,he lives in Melbourne ,he\'s met Rex Hunt as he lives there as well . However being a non-fisherman he only looks in here to give him fuel to take the p*ss out of me..Walker lad who\'s done very well for himself . We used to go down to Whitley Bay every Saturday morning to pick up his dads worms for fishing ...shame he never got the bug .
 
Can\'t stand the bloody game mate.....no Shielas in it.

Now, female mud wrestling......that\'s a sport all red blooded Ozzie blokes enjoy and I\'m pleased to say that it was during my term as Arts Minister the sport was introduced. Unfortunately, there was an incident in Ulladulla a few years ago......I\'ll not go into it now, but that\'s how I came to be posted to this fine country of yours as Cultural Attache.
Not much in the way of mud wrestling here though.
 
Great post SLP. As no one else has done it I will welcome you to NESA mate.
I don\'t care what anyone says I think you Ozzie\'s are ok lol.

Jim.
 
Its been great to watch.....apart from my sky packing up cos of the thunderstorms just as Pieterson was showing Gillespie how far he could hit him! Missed the bloody end :casstet:
 
Nice to see one of you convicts posting mate.
Looking forward to the banter through the ashes. Not looking too good for you lot though lol,

Jim.
 
BURP...\"The Ashes\"?......Ah yes I remember them...HIC....I think......A series of matches to decide who gets to keep the charred remains of Richie Benauds first toupe, if I remember rightly.....BELCH

Unfortiunately FART willywetegg (croiky, what sort of name\'s that?....I hope it\'s a term of endearment and not a medical condition, mate), my forte is in The Yarts, so I\'m not real OrFAY with sport (unless it\'s got a high Shiela content BELCH or helps the disadvantaged). Did you know that during my time as Minister for The Yarts in Oz, FART I was largeley responsible for the inclusion of the dwarf population in Sydney becoming involved in sporting / cultural activities? HIC

The sport of Dwarf Throwing became very popular in the pubs around the Sydney area FART and provided the opportunity for these disadvantaged individuals to participate in a national sport.......and make a few dollars on the side........sport and culture coming together for the common good FART FART FART FART (I think that one touched the cloth).......\'Scuse me willy (Lol......that\'s not the first time I\'ve had to say that.....are you with me?....lol).......gotta go.........

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[Edited on 21/6/2005 by SLP]
 
If any of you lads are having a problem understanding Sir Les try this site.
http://www.travel-library.com/pacific/australia/stybr-language.html

Jim.
 
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