Any Hot Tips?
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Charlie_Thompson
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As you are starting "Early Morning" I cannot help. If you need to know exactly where the fish are "Early Evening" then PM me on 0998 217 666 for info on exactly where the fish are and some mild abuse
Too drunk
Too Early
Sorry
Off for a spin down the A19 om my unicycle to blow the cobwebs away.
Too drunk
Too Early
Sorry
Off for a spin down the A19 om my unicycle to blow the cobwebs away.
The Great Wallsendo
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...and if you fancy fishing a few hours early sunday morning you could always pick me up (as the missus has the car) 
on the way to the river Tyne...high tide at 0915ish on Sunday morning 
on the way to the river Tyne...high tide at 0915ish on Sunday morning
Charlie_Thompson
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...and if you fancy fishing a few hours early sunday morning you could always pick me up (as the missus has the car)
That's how Fred West got started
Charlie_Thompson
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No disrespect Wallsendo but that phrase "missus has the car" puts my teeth on edge until I know the proper crack.
As we all know most, if not all cars are owned by men, the odd MP5 and Clio excepted.
Ask yourself why does the missus have the car? - and when you can throw your shoulders back and say "Why does my Missus have the car?" 3 times in front of a mirror without crying, get on a bike and find where she is, knock on the door (Giving the dude time to pull his kecks on and hide under the floorboards) and say to her "Why have you got the car? I need to go fishing or I might die" If she blows a raspberry and sprints back up the stairs looking all flushed then get another one who doesn't do that kind of thing and can't drive. There's 4 on e-bay :yltype:
Meant say MX5 an MP5 is a submachine gun
As we all know most, if not all cars are owned by men, the odd MP5 and Clio excepted.
Ask yourself why does the missus have the car? - and when you can throw your shoulders back and say "Why does my Missus have the car?" 3 times in front of a mirror without crying, get on a bike and find where she is, knock on the door (Giving the dude time to pull his kecks on and hide under the floorboards) and say to her "Why have you got the car? I need to go fishing or I might die" If she blows a raspberry and sprints back up the stairs looking all flushed then get another one who doesn't do that kind of thing and can't drive. There's 4 on e-bay :yltype:
Meant say MX5 an MP5 is a submachine gun
The Great Wallsendo
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she's xmas shopping with her mam...I only wish it was more sinister than that mate, life would be so much more interesting
...are you gracing us with your ethereal presence next friday?
pottsy
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You are pushing yer luck Thompson
my car is MINE all mine, bought, paid for and driven by ME not him indoors who only manages to drive the telly remote
Charlie_Thompson
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I'm wheeling me little fat nanna round Durham the morra for the christmas shopping. We were going to Boundary Mills but as I know she's probably going to get my pressy and I refuse to touch anything form Boundary Mills as it means I am very old have given up and my life is over. I already wear shirts from Dewhirst and Ibbitsons for work
but as I know she's probably going to get my pressy and I refuse to touch anything form Boundary Mills as it means I am very old have given up and my life is over. I already wear shirts from Dewhirst and Ibbitsons for work
Charlie_Thompson
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You trying to say I look like like a kip
I need to sort my garms out - A greys fleece with tab burns in and unwashed after a weekends fish inspires confidence in my colleagues - the day I buy a belt for my trousers is the day I ... something or other
I need to sort my garms out - A greys fleece with tab burns in and unwashed after a weekends fish inspires confidence in my colleagues - the day I buy a belt for my trousers is the day I ... something or other
...and if you fancy fishing a few hours early sunday morning you could always pick me up (as the missus has the car)
If you fancy it I'm fishing with Phil so 1 of us can pick you up depending on which side of the water we fish mate. Just let me know.
Charlie_Thompson
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