Bad Luck Tales ....Post here

[Ell]

I\'ll get the ball rolling.................

Just tried to squeeze a boil on my arse and pulled a muscle in my back.

 

[sless]

how can anyone top that
your a scream ell

 

[mark]

how can you top that....

having a mate with a bad back AND a boil on his arse that he\'s asked you to squeeze for him??

 

[Ell]

You could always say NO mark!!

 

[fishless]

how about 2 abcesses in the crack of ya arse not telling who it is tho

 

[Ell]

Very common amongst Party loving people apparently fishless! How come the boils never turn up somewhere convenient like your upper arm or shin (or on the bosses nose). Proof that there is a god I think ....and he fucking hates us

[Edited on 12/12/2004 by Ell]

 

[DaveMason]

I\'ve had aids twice Ell , does that count .

 

[KeithB]

Been watching Sunderland since I was 11

 

[fishless]

now that really is bad luck keith lmho,,hope your luck changes quick [ go support your local team WHITLEY BAY LOL ]

 

[KeithB]

I used to watch N.Shields when they were at Appleby Park, even went to a few away games (pi$$ ups)

 

[fishless]

aye i forgot aboot n/shields bloody hell what happened to them ive forgot

 

[KeithB]

I Think they play at the field behind old ralph gardener school, on the edge of the meadowell now.

I remember them getting to the first or second round of the FA Cup once, A team from the Leeds area came up to Appleby Park, there was hell on, every thug in shields turned out.

 

[fishless]

lol and i bet there was quite a few of them keith ,,,used to work down n.shields and had to peddle past the meadowell at 11.00pm at night head down doing 50pmh on a peddle bike 10 mile journey done in 25 mins lol

[Edited on 13/12/2004 by fishless]

 

[Ell]

Edited on account of being a bit odd

[Edited on 15/12/2004 by Ell]

 

[gag1]

Ah Fishless !, the Meadowell, my mate used to be the rear gunner on a milk float down there !!!!!!!!!!

cheers.
george.

 

[Ell]

My Auntie used to teach at one of the Meadowell schools. Fucked her up good and proper. Living in a shithole is no excuse for acting like a barbarian.