Casino\'s

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]

Anyone use any of the casino\'s in Newcastle ,it was just a whim last weekend but we\'ve heard some canny rumours of good food and drink and entertainment ,I\'ve also heard that Aspers in the gate is so busy that people queue and have to wait for people to leave before they can get in ,any advice would be appreciated.

 

[willo]

could tell you a funny tale about my wife and i in aspers

 

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]

Haway then !!

 

[mark]

used to go to Greys\'s years back....till I got barred for working the blackjack tables!

only thing you need to know about casino\'s is... they don\'t like it if you win

the sod\'s talk to each other as well, so I was barred from the rest of em as well

but could clear a grand a night, till they cottoned on to the system

 

[mickthefish]

ive used grosvenors a few times , always seem to get a few quid up the first hour then its all downhill after that . taxi home via cashpoint every time guaranteed !

you cant drink at the tables in this one so if its busy and you need a pint you sometime struggle to get yer place back at whatever table(not such a bad thing mind) .

try and stay sober.

 

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]

Cheers chaps.

 

[BriH]

If your going to give the Roulette table a go keep the same numbers and try to cover two and have maybe £2 on a single ,you will have to be really unlucky for none of them to come in after 12 spins ,its the old stoery ,you need a win in the first few spins so your playing there money , but its a great night out - even watching the Owners from Stowell Street is an experiance - we wince at losing a £10 ,them flat faced chaps are losing £400 to £500 a spin

Hope You Enjoy

another thing if you went for a big Mac Meal instead of Rockafellas ,you would have more money to go to the casino

 

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]

Nice one Bri ,I\'ll take that advice on board ,not sure the wife will though .

 

[mark]

play the blackjack tables as a 2 amn team, each at opposites ends of the dealer.

one plays 25p hands to loose - keep taking cards till you bust, the other a fiver or more a go

the 25p player can pull either all the high cards and bust so the dealer ends up paying low 16 or 17, or the every low card leaving the dealer to draw the high cards and bust...

you loose 25p every hand, the dealer has to pay the table nearly every hand....they don\'t like it one bit, and eventually you get asked to leave if you do it too much, keep moving tables, pull a couple of hundred quid off each table then leave!

 

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]

WOW ,now that\'s what I call advice !!!!
Might have to get a helper as wor lass would never do it !
Cheers Mark.

 

[willo]

Here we go steve went to aspers with wife and a couple of friends, wife was away playing on the bandits with my m8s wife for a while they returned then my wife went missing! waited around for a couple of hours well kept on playing (totally blotto) eventually realised the wife had been missing a while so asked the staff and searched the place no sign of her!!! went down to the mushroom as my m8 still works there no sign so got a taxi home informing a copper of the situation and to keep an eye out for her. got home tried calling her no answer on her blower so called the law said she was missing, about 4:30 in the morning i get a call from market street police telling me they had found the wife fast asleep in the toilets of aspers rofl she didnt even have the cash for a taxi home so the casino had to pay :casstet:

 

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]

Ahhhhh bless her ,nice tale mate .

 

[Charlie_Thompson]

Actually I payed for the cab, best £4.50 I\'ve ever spent

 

[willo]

rofl charlie if u can get a taxi from the toon to stanley for £4.50 ill drink with you every weekend m8