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\"You can only smell 1/20th as well as a dog.\"

Well our Yorky\'s a little old fella, now (15) and when he comes in the house after a walk he pongs a bit - if I smell only 1/20th as well as that, I must be pretty mingin\'.......lol
 
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously - Better warn Ell

To \"testify\" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles. - So if you gwt your balls out in court is it still an arrestable offence??

In Kentucky, 50 percent of the people who get married for the first time are teenagers. - I thought they were brother and sister


Millie the late White House dog earned more than 4 times as much as President Bush in 1991. And, rightfully so - probably based on IQ
 
“Only 55 percent of all Americans know that the sun is a star.”

The other 45% think it was put there by NASA



“The world population of chickens is about equal to the number of people.”

It’s a bit less now…….cough, sniff, sneeze !!!



“Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.”

And travel 323.4ft if you get the timing of the club swing right !!!
 
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